- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

You know what's funny? Rape

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

An Aisian failed a test

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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