Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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