How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Tucker Rivera

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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