This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

69

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Your Mother

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Ham sandwich

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Justin Bieber

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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