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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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