- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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