A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Soccer...

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Major League Soccer

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The WNBA

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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