- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

I like the color potato.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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