- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

my wife out of the kitchen

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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