- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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