What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What the hell are you doing?

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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