Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

feminists.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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