Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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