what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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