- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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