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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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