why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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