- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

The Oakland Raiders

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

karn chevalier

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Horse.

Miscarriages.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

drugs.

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