What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Need therapy? No you do not, just follow these steps. When someone feels suicidal, I ask them, so what would you do and feel when you are dead? People: First I think ill just chill like this, and then everything would be empty and no more noise like this here "holds hands over ears", and it would all just be black and nice afterwards.... Me: Stay in that state for a while. Human: Gee I am starting to feel better... Me: GEE YOU SUCK KILL YOURSELF NOW! 2. How to CURE PERMANENTLY (not treat over 30 years with no effect) someone that cant say no... First I let my victim enter the room, then I shut the door and shout "SAY NO TO ME YOU FUCKlNG WH000RE!" Victim: NOOOOOOO I CANT! Cured, stop wasting my fucking time NEXT 3. SUUUUUUUURE! Me: So you feel uncertain? Patient: Uh yeah... Me: Are you certain about that? Patient: You are just certain about you being certain which is not possible because you are uncertain NOW DIE! PROTIP: Death is the cure to all disease... NOOOOOOOT! (Postmortem disease no?) 4. I forgot this example. Anyway, I say something smart, you give me thumbs down because you are jelly, and then I eat you and I had some jelly.... I master nonsense, I am the jack of no trades and master of all.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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