Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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