- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Good job, son.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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