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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Rush Limbaugh

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

rose are red violets should be purple

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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