Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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