- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is your bill about? Clinton

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Girls Lacrosse.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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