- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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