How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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