- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.