- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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