- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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