- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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