Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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