- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Girls Lacrosse.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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