- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

how do you call someone? use a phone

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's your blood type? Red.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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