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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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