- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Suck pussy

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

I just drank a cola.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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