- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

I hate blackniggers

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

I'm sn otter

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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