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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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SEX

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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