- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

The Labour Party.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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