What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

my gramma died

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats chinese noodles

LeBron in the fourth quarter

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

girls basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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