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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

sucks Syntax...

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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