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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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