- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Where's my tractor?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mother is so fat.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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