- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your mother is so fat.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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