How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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