There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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