- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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