How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What comes after 69? 70

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Emily Walker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

men's rights activists

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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