What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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