- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

I was once a hamster.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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