whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Obama

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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