- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's stupid a light bulb.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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