- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Your mom is so old she died

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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