person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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