What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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My mom

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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