- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Women's Rights

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Jeff

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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