Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

osama bin laden is dead

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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