- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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