- Anti Joke

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.