- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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