- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.