- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

That is so fetch

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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