why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Jesus Christ

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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