- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Joke

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A house comes around the corner.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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