whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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