Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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