Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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