- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Adam Chebali has no life

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Sir, your wife is dead

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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