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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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