Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Matthew Baker

BIG PENIS

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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