Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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